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Downstairs - Surreal West. The living level is a tongue-in-cheek western gallery: framed portraits of animals dressed to the nines, a brand new pool table, and a wall-mounted arcade machine loaded with Pac-Man, Galaga, and Galaxian — free to play, all day. Sink into the L-shaped sectional in front of a 65" smart TV wired to an in-wall soundbar and hidden subwoofer for a true movie-night experience. Every major streaming service is already signed in. There's a stack of card games (yes, Cards Against Humanity), yoga mats when you want to reset, and a "Good Vibes Only" neon sign over a lush grassy wall - your built-in selfie backdrop. Upstairs - Disco Aliens. Climb the stairs under a huge disco ball lit by color-changing spotlights that scatter beams across the walls, past a glowing neon alien. Both bedrooms are up here, each with a desk, an office chair, a wall-mounted smart TV, blackout curtains over the blinds, and beds dressed in crisp white duvets, soft comforters, cool silky sheets, and plenty of pillows. Every bed comes with its own rolled towels, so each guest has their own. Primary bedroom: 1 king bed plus 2 twin XL beds — one twin tucked into a mostly private nook off the main room. En-suite bathroom with a full tub. Second bedroom: 1 king bed plus 1 queen bed. En-suite bathroom with a walk-in shower. The kitchen is fully stocked to actually cook in: full cookware, knives, mixing and serving bowls, measuring cups, the full spatula-ladle-tong lineup, plus the small stuff people always forget — can opener, pizza wheel, kitchen shears, ice cream scoop, wine opener, whiskey glasses, and 20 oz cups. The full-size fridge dispenses ice and filtered water from the door. A coffee bar holds a variety spindle of K-cups and a maker that takes pods or ground coffee, alongside a high-power blender with a bean-grinder attachment. Salt, pepper, dishwasher pods, trash bags, and cleaning supplies are all provided, with a trash can in every room. There's even a printer under the coffee bar for the travel day when you absolutely need a hard copy. Outside, a private courtyard has a shaded patio table and a cornhole set for slow mornings and fun afternoons.